Jonny's Christmas Stories
Fair warning: some of these are a lot better than others.
These are awesome.
Pulp Fiction Christmas
Jonny is hired to make the covers of pulp fiction novels with disastrous results.
Jonny develops a new respect for women while working as department store Santa.
99-Seat Theatre Christmas
Jonny plays Richard III on an intimate stage.
Tinsel Town comes to Jonny to make a movie of his life.
Star Trek Christmas
Jonny dons a Red Shirt to forget a lost love.
Same-Sex Marriage Christmas
Jonny is a beard for Santa Claus.
Animal Shelter Christmas
Jonny talks to the animals.
Jonny's updating Santa's "naughty and nice" list!
These were put online from hardcopy versions that were created as booklets.
Some are terrific, some not so much.
Jonny takes on the Great White Way.
Jonny helps the Easter Bunny find the
Jonny can't find a job for the holidays.
Jonny is elected Pope and gets a Christmas visit by Jesus
New Orleans Christmas
becomes the head of FEMA to try and
pull together the chaos
of Hurricane Katrina.
Weapons of Mass Destruction Christmas
Jonny goes to Iraq to save Christmas for the U.S. Military.
Super Hero Christmas
Jonny fights crime during the Yuletide.
Comemorating the tragedy of September 11.
Jon got political in the wake of the 2000 election
This is the one that's sending Jon to Hell!
These are kind of embarrassing.
South Sea Christmas
Jonny brings Christmas to the cannibals.
The indomitable Jonny M terminates the
of California in an election.
the Vampire and the Christmas Shepherds
Nothing says yuletide like bloodsucking and beastiality.
This is so lame, it's endearing.
Jonny, The King and the Gaseous Dragon
The very first Jonny story ever.
This is a disaster.
The most objectionable Jonny story of all!
An archive of Christmas Cards ads from the print era
for Jonny products
that could be purchased just in time for