We'll be honest with you: We run though a lot of deans here. From the academic scandals to the sex scandals to the sports scandals to the drug scandals, whoever's in charge inevitably has a nervous breakdow or kills himself within four months of taking the job. In fact, we're taking applications now and about the only dealbreaker is that they need a degree from a college that isn't Jonny University. I mean, we're desperate but we're not that desperate.